🧭 The 5 Levels of Business: From Begging🫴🏼 to Blessings 🙌

Ever wondered how businesses operate on different planes of existence? Let’s embark on a whimsical journey through the five levels of business, each with its unique flair and function.

🥇 Level 1: The Artful Dodgers (Begging Business)

Motto: “Spare change for a change?”

These are the maestros of the guilt trip, turning a sad puppy face into a revenue stream. Their business model? Emotional ROI (Return on Impulse). It’s less about products and more about pathos.

🥈 Level 2: The Service Providers (Labour)

Motto: “You need it done; we get it done.”

From the barista who knows your coffee order better than your name to the plumber who rescues you from a watery grave, these folks trade time and skill for currency. It’s honest work, with a side of elbow grease.

🥉 Level 3: The Merchants of Gratitude (Sale of Goods)

Motto: “Quality goods at prices that make you say, ‘Bless you!'”

These savvy sellers offer products that make you feel like you’ve struck gold. Whether it’s a ‘Buy One Get One’ deal or a clearance sale, they’re the reason your closet is full and your wallet is… well, lighter.

🏅 Level 4: The Tax Collectors (Government)

Motto: “Your contribution to civilization.”

Ah, taxes—the subscription fee for living in a structured society. While not always met with enthusiasm, these funds pave roads, build schools, and occasionally, fund questionable art installations.

🎖️ Level 5: The Altruistic Givers (Annadana at Temples)

Motto: “Give with love; receive with grace.”

In temples, offerings are made not for profit but from the heart. It’s a beautiful exchange where the currency is devotion, and the dividends are spiritual fulfillment.

🎭 The Business Spectrum: A Role for Everyone

Each level plays a pivotal role in the grand theater of commerce. It’s not about hierarchy but harmony. Whether you’re collecting coins or offering blessings, you’re contributing to the intricate tapestry of society.

So, next time you encounter a business, big or small, remember: it’s all part of the cosmic dance of give and take, with a few chuckles along the way.

Inspired by the musings of Ravi 🤗👌